Elliott

@ElliottWood

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*AWARD WINNING STAND UP COMEDIAN*

AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN AND JOKE WRITER*

Stand-up comedian and professional joke writer specializing in sharp, original punchlines and misdirection. I write jokes that actually work on stage — tight setups, big punchlines, and tags that keep the laughs rolling. My style blends clever comparisons, dark humor, and clean misdirection, with influences from modern stand-up while keeping every joke completely original.

I’ve spent years performing stand-up and developing material for live audiences, so I understand timing, rhythm, and what makes a joke land. Whether you need one-liners, roast jokes, stand-up material, punch-ups for a routine, or custom jokes for a speech or social media, I can craft lines that feel natural and get real laughs.

What you can expect: • 100% original jokes (no recycled internet material) • Strong punchlines written in your voice • Material tailored to your style or audience • Fast delivery and clear communication

  • Reviews of your existing sets, teaching you how to improve and ways of punching up your joke

Services Offered:

Custom stand-up material & punch-ups

One-liners & roast jokes

Speech writing for events

Scriptwriting & sketches

Voice-over & audio content

Creative writing for social media, blogs, or marketing

Set & material reviews

What you get: 100% orginal content, strong punchlines, fast delivery, and material that works in real life.

If you need fresh, hard-hitting jokes that stand out, I’m here to help. Also happy to provide reviews of your sets and punch-ups for your jokes

AWARDS: Auckland comedy community most improved award (in my second year of comedy), Minute madness winner!, Fringe festival nominee



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Seller since Mar 2026




Work experience

  • Head of talent Acquisition Whisper booth - Since Jan 2022

Degrees and certifications

  • Bachelor of Laws Otago university  ‐ Nov 2021